The two dutch girls (Steph and Megan) tell Mel that they will be rooting for the Netherlands for the big game.

Mel - But they're playing Holland?

(looking at the language section of her Jordanian guidebook)

It only tells me how to say I am 25! How do I say I am 22?

(Michèle looks over) The numbers are all over here Mel. You have to replace the 25 with the correct number.

(Melanie - facepalm)

Half the time it's me taking off my own pants

Honourary quote from Victoria:

douche nozzle. it's worse because it's the part that goes inside.

six buttons are too many to get into my pants

I got dressed. We're going out.

three hoes. one square.