i need to get money so i can pay people back for their sexual features.

i don't want to be the girl who hasn't showered since friday

can you do me?

michele: 'look! it's a night time sign'
natasha: 'or a mosque'

honourary post for Hailey

'It's fun to hump the wall.'

I just want to keep touching myself.

'There's no good place to touch myself.'






context (to be fair): We have just been finger printed and are covered in black ink. Melanie is itchy.

The two dutch girls (Steph and Megan) tell Mel that they will be rooting for the Netherlands for the big game.

Mel - But they're playing Holland?

(looking at the language section of her Jordanian guidebook)

It only tells me how to say I am 25! How do I say I am 22?

(Michèle looks over) The numbers are all over here Mel. You have to replace the 25 with the correct number.

(Melanie - facepalm)